Hopefully the last Covid-19 jokes prior to us really getting out and about.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken behind it didn’t know how to socially distance properly.
Two grandmothers were bragging about their precious darlings. One of them says to the other, “Mine are so good at social distancing, they won’t even call me.”
Who’s idea was it to sing “Happy Birthday” while washing your hands? Now every time I go to the bathroom, my kids expect me to walk out with a cake.
My husband purchased a world map and then gave me a dart and said, “Throw this and wherever it lands—that’s where I’m taking you when this pandemic ends.” Turns out, we’re spending two weeks behind the fridge.
My mom always told me I wouldn’t accomplish anything by lying in bed all day. But look at me now, ma! I’m saving the world!
If I keep stress-eating at this level, the buttons on my shirt will start socially distancing from each other.
The World Health Organization announced that dogs cannot contract COVID-19. Dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released. To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.
Nothing like relaxing on the couch after a long day of being tense on the couch.
I finished Netflix today.
Knock knock. Who is there? Seriously, don’t touch my door and get back 6 meters to social distance.
Day 121 at home and the dog is looking at me like, “See? This is why I chew the furniture!”
Brings back great memories when we able to travel to places like New York
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