Next couple of funny images lifted from Ken McLoughlin Facebook
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Worlds Funniest Joke (Allegedly)
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says, "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence; then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says, "OK, what's next?"
My Favourite Joke
There are two people jogging in a wood, and they run into a bear. They turn around and start running away. One runner turns frantically to his companion who is oblivious to the danger with a relaxed look on his face. Why aren’t you panicking? Don’t you know you can’t outrun a bear “Outrun a bear, I only have to outrun you.”
Or you could stay and fight the bear.